Polishing Turds: A Bad Music Podcast
We take the worst bands you remember and give them way more attention than they deserve. Equal parts comedy and storytelling, Polishing Turds will change the way you look at pop music. Behind every bad song there's a good story!
Episodes
64 episodes
#58. ICED EARTH Part I: Rise of the Stormrider
We cover the bizarre story of heavy metal legends Iced Earth, whose lead member was involved in the January 6 Capitol Riot. (Sorry about all the dog barking in the background lol)Selected Sources:Metal Injection arti...
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Season 4
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Episode 9
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1:50:42
#57. IMAGINE DRAGONS PART III: Gods Don't Pray
Imagine Dragons have become too popular for their own good; a worldwide backlash is only inevitable! Critics, musicians, and countless Twitter randos unite to take the piss out of this commercial rock behemoth. They are, to put it bluntly, the ...
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Season 4
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Episode 8
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1:21:46
#56. IMAGINE DRAGONS PART II: Whatever It Takes
In Part II of our series we take on Imagine Dragons at their biggest, their boldest, their most obnoxious stage. During the mid-2010s this "rock" band brought their thunderous stomp-clap earworms to every observable realm of the human experienc...
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Season 4
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Episode 7
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1:47:45
#55. IMAGINE DRAGONS Part I: Mormons, Lawyers, and Casinos
Who are Imagine Dragons? Why has their music dominated every mall, stadium, and TV commercial for the past 10 years? Why do old fogies like us find their music so obnoxious??Perhaps Imagine Dragons are the industry's final attempt to ki...
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Season 4
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Episode 6
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1:49:21
MINISODE: Live Aid
Live Aid - the 1985 worldwide charity extravaganza - has often been called the "greatest concert of all time." So why is it here getting the Polishing Turds treatment? Well, there's more to Live Aid than the iconic Queen set from Bo...
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Season 4
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Episode 5
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2:31:00
#54. CHUMBAWAMBA Part IV: Predicting the Future and Torturing James Hetfield
It's a brand new millennium. The "Tubthumping" heyday is long gone and most people have forgotten Chumbawamba even existed. But that doesn't mean our quirky comrades are down for the count; on the contrary they're ready as ever to confront this...
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Season 4
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Episode 4
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1:56:06
#53. CHUMBAWAMBA Part III: Chumba-WANKER!!
At long last, it's TUBTHUMPING TIME!! After endless digressions through history, politics, and obscure music scenes we finally arrive at Chumbawamba's era-defining hit. What does "Tubthumping" mean? What inspired its composition? Which creepy p...
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Season 4
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Episode 6
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1:37:51
#52. CHUMBAWAMBA Part II: Polk Music
Our heroes continue their wayward march toward improbable fame, satiating their anarchic through dalliances with new genres of music, including dance, pop, reggae, and a mysterious unheard-of one which we apparently think exists. A...
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Season 4
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Episode 5
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1:28:19
#51. CHUMBAWAMBA Part I: The Musical Influence of Cornflakes
(Okay FINE we'll tell the actual story of Chumbawamba and not a bunch of obscure noisy punk bands you've never heard of!)Before they were pop superstars, they were a misbegotten collection of misfits from the post-industrial wa...
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Season 4
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Episode 4
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1:35:00
#50. CHUMBAWAMBA PART 0: A Crass Course on Anarcho-punk
In 1997 a smash-hit single called "Tubthumping" took the world by storm. Its authors were an eccentric eight-piece outfit from Leeds, England who kept insisting that they were anarchists. Media and fans alike were confused: what did this feel-g...
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Season 4
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Episode 3
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1:35:57
MINISODE: We Need to Talk About Viper...
CONTENT WARNING: DISCUSSION OF SEXUAL ABUSE, KIDNAPPING, AND OTHER GRUESOME SUBJECT MATTER.Hey guys. Remember Viper, that insane meme rapper who sang about the virtues of smoking crack? Well recently he's been arrested on some tr...
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Season 4
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Episode 2
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24:51
#49. WESLEY WILLIS
Wesley Willis was truly one of the strangest dudes to ever touch a keyboard. A street artist and independent musician from Chicago's south side, Wesley self-produced dozens of CDs before amassing a grassroots cult following among hipsters and m...
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Season 4
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Episode 1
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1:17:14
#48. HOLIDAY SPECIAL 2023: A Very Pandering Christmas
HO HO HO! We're finally back for our annual Holiday Special! This year we're examining all the ways that Christmas music gets adapted by and tailored to various subcultures in our society. Rednecks, truckers, metalheads, vegans -- they all have...
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Season 3
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Episode 16
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1:29:14
#47. INSANE CLOWN POSSE PART VII: Insane Clown Legacy
We wrap up our ICP series by taking a gander at what our boys J & Shaggy have been up to for the past decade or so. The rap world has changed dramatically since ICP's heyday in the 90s; do our Wicked Clown heroes have what it takes to keep ...
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Season 3
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Episode 15
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1:34:51
#46. INSANE CLOWN POSSE PART VI: ICP vs. FBI
Wicked Clowns or Criminal Masterminds?? In this episode we cover the bizarre drama that unfolded when the FBI decided to officially classify Juggalos as a "gang." While seemingly ridiculous, this had drastic consequences for both ICP and ordina...
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Season 3
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Episode 14
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1:59:57
#45. INSANE CLOWN POSSE PART V: "F*ckin' Magnets, How Do They Work?"
Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope lead the Juggalos into the New Millennium with the long-anticipated release of the 6th Joker's Card, the one that was supposed to herald The End Times... but what ICP actually revealed shocked and confused...
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Season 3
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Episode 13
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1:23:26
#44. INSANE CLOWN POSSE PART IV: The Gathering of the Juggalos
How can we possibly cover Insane Clown Posse without a full examination of the annual shitshow they birthed into existence? For over 20 years The Gathering of the Juggalos has put all other music festivals to shame in terms of the sheer quantit...
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Season 3
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Episode 12
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1:32:07
#43. INSANE CLOWN POSSE PART III: Sheryl Crow's Whiskey Ass
The demented saga of ICP continues as our heroes J & Shaggy finally get called to the big leagues with a major record label contract. However, this soon proves a Faustian bargain as the Posse get repeatedly fucked over by corporate suits, i...
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Season 3
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Episode 11
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1:36:08
#42. INSANE CLOWN POSSE PART II: Enter the Dark Carnival...
We're back like a vertebrae for Part II of our in-depth history of America's favorite psychopathic clowns! In this episode we'll cover the band's progress in the early 90s, when they established many of the traits that would come to define thei...
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Season 3
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Episode 10
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1:14:48
#41. INSANE CLOWN POSSE Part I: Gettin' Down with the Clown
WHOOP WHOOP!! We're finally getting around to the group that proudly calls itself "The Most Hated Band in the World." For decades ICP have been adored by their fans and reviled by the establishment at levels that seem equally deranged. But what...
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Season 3
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Episode 9
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1:19:30
MINISODE: Catching Up, Vol. I
In this special minisode, we catch up with new releases by old favorites including Nickelback, Limp Bizkit, Five Finger Death Punch, and more! What have these goofballs been up to? Turns out some pretty zany stuff! Come join us on a relaxed fit...
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Season 3
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Episode 8
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1:15:58
#40. GOOD CHARLOTTE PART II: Rich & Heinous
Having overcome the obstacles of a broken home and an uneasy path to success, Good Charlotte are now one of the most popular bands in America. But herein lies a paradox: how does a band that rose to prominence by ripping on Rich & Famous ce...
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Season 3
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Episode 7
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1:03:51
#39. GOOD CHARLOTTE PART I: Young & Hopeful
We're back to tell the story of one of the most obnoxious and omnipresent pop-punk bands of the 2000s! Are Good Charlotte a true punk band? Are they a bunch of pretty-boy poseurs? Whatever the case these young lads from Maryland emerged from a ...
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Season 3
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Episode 6
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57:59
#38. KID ROCK PART V: Ain't Nobody Gonna Tell Me How to Live
To conclude our series we embark on a long and painful examination of Kid Rock's final form: Embittered Fox News Grandpa. How did this once apolitical singer become one of rock and roll's foremost MAGA cheerleaders? Does he really believe all t...
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Season 3
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Episode 5
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1:57:17
#37. KID ROCK PART IV: Kid Country
It's the New Millennium baby, and Kid Rock is up to some shenanigans. He's trying different things, he's smoking funny things. He's crooning with Sheryl Crow and Hank Williams, Jr. He's dating Pam Anderson and beating up Waffle House patrons. B...
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Season 3
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Episode 4
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1:44:49